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✝ "I don't think so. I'm busy. I won't have time to play golf." — Made: Jan 27, 2025 · Died: Jan 27, 2025 · Photographed playing golf at Trump National Doral, Miami, the same day✝ "Trump suggested he would not have time to golf early in the week due to a full schedule." — Made: Jan 25, 2025 · Died: Jan 27, 2025 · Made back-to-back golf outings at Doral within 48 hours of saying his schedule would prevent it✝ "Trump implied he would devote himself fully to governing and not spend weekends at his golf resorts." — Made: Jan 25, 2025 · Died: Jul 20, 2025 · CREW report documented 99 property visits including 62 golf outings in first six months of second term✝ "My inaugural address will be a message of unity." — Made: Dec 18, 2024 · Died: Jan 20, 2025 · Inaugural address declared national emergency at southern border and vowed mass deportations; followed by executive orders targeting perceived political enemies✝ "National unity is now returning to America." — Made: Jan 20, 2025 · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Reuters investigation found Trump administration targeted at least 470 people or entities for political retribution✝ "I will only be a dictator on day one — to close the border and drill for oil. After that, no." — Made: Jan 18, 2025 · Died: Apr 22, 2025 · Executive actions targeting political opponents continued well beyond day one, including DOJ firings, security clearance revocations, and investigations into former officials✝ "The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department will end." — Made: Jan 20, 2025 · Died: Apr 22, 2025 · Within the first 100 days Trump fired or demoted dozens of DOJ officials, stripped security clearances from critics, and ordered investigations into former officials✝ "I will not abuse presidential power for retribution — except on day one." — Made: Jan 18, 2025 · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Reuters found the administration had targeted at least 470 people and entities for punishment, using the executive branch to settle political scores throughout the term✝ "I will impose a universal 10% tariff on all imports and a 60% tariff on Chinese goods." — Made: Aug 5, 2024 · Died: Feb 27, 2025 · The China-specific tariff was rolled back from the promised 60% to 34% at implementation✝ "Tariffs will not raise costs for Americans. It will not be a tax on them." — Made: Aug 5, 2024 · Died: Jul 29, 2025 · Companies raised prices on approximately a quarter of their products to offset tariff duties✝ "On Day One I will impose 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada and an additional 10% tariff on China." — Made: Jan 16, 2025 · Died: Feb 27, 2025 · Tariffs were not implemented on inauguration day. They were delayed 42 days and took effect March 4, 2025✝ "Jobs and factories will come roaring back into our country." — Made: Oct 28, 2024 · Died: Jan 9, 2026 · Manufacturing employment had fallen for eight consecutive months and declined by more than 70,000 jobs since April 2025✝ "A vote for Trump means your groceries will be cheaper. We will end inflation." — Made: Aug 10, 2024 · Died: Jul 15, 2025 · Grocery store prices increased 0.3% in June 2025; Trump acknowledged to Time magazine that it is 'hard to bring things down once they are up'✝ "We will get gas prices below $2 per gallon." — Made: Jun 15, 2024 · Died: Jan 20, 2026 · National average gas price was $2.78 per gallon one year into the term; no state achieved sub-$2 prices✝ "The golden age of America begins right now." — Made: Jan 20, 2025 · Died: Dec 20, 2025 · Administration shifted its timeline by six to twelve more months; job growth had slowed and manufacturing employment remained flat✝ "We will not cut Medicaid benefits." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jul 3, 2025 · Major tax and spending bill introduced Medicaid work requirements and eligibility restrictions expected to reduce coverage✝ "We will protect healthcare for the most vulnerable Americans." — Made: Oct 2024 · Died: Jul 14, 2025 · Legislation imposed stricter eligibility verification and work requirements for Medicaid recipients, increasing risk of coverage loss for low-income populations✝ "We will not take healthcare away from people." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jun 13, 2025 · Policy projections showed over 10 million people could lose health coverage due to Medicaid changes✝ "We will improve access to healthcare for all Americans." — Made: Aug 2024 · Died: Jan 16, 2026 · New healthcare proposal shifted from subsidies to fixed payments, raising affordability concerns for lower-income individuals✝ "We will lower healthcare costs for Americans." — Made: Aug 2024 · Died: Feb 9, 2026 · New insurance rules allowed expansion of high-deductible plans, increasing out-of-pocket costs✝ "We will protect Social Security benefits." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jul 3, 2025 · Budget package reduced funding for programs supporting Social Security recipients such as healthcare and food aid✝ "Seniors will be financially stronger under my administration." — Made: Oct 2024 · Died: Nov 14, 2025 · Rising healthcare costs and uncertainty around subsidies increased financial pressure on seniors✝ "We will ensure seniors keep their full benefits." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jul 3, 2025 · Cuts to healthcare and assistance programs reduced effective value of benefits for Social Security recipients✝ "We will secure Social Security without cuts." — Made: Oct 2024 · Died: May 2025 · Budget negotiations focused on reducing federal spending including social programs✝ "Deport all illegal immigrants in the United States." — Made: Dec 8, 2024 · Died: Mar 26, 2025 · Early enforcement data showed deportations lagging behind expectations; pace fell short of promise to remove all undocumented immigrants✝ "We will carry out the largest deportation operation in American history." — Made: Nov 6, 2024 · Died: Feb 4, 2025 · Deportation levels remained comparable to previous administrations in the first 90 days✝ "We will focus deportations on criminals only." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Jan 20, 2025 · Day-one executive order expanded enforcement to broader undocumented groups beyond criminals✝ "We will respect due process in immigration enforcement." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Feb 3, 2025 · Administration invoked wartime powers to bypass court hearings; Alien Enemies Act applied to deportations✝ "End the war in Ukraine within 24 hours." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Jan 20, 2025 · War continued with no resolution upon taking office; no diplomatic resolution achieved✝ "Prevent World War III through strong leadership." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · Global conflicts and tensions persisted; no measurable reduction in global conflict risk✝ "We will restore peace through strength globally." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · Continued geopolitical instability; no measurable improvement in global peace✝ "We will end U.S. involvement in endless wars." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · U.S. remained engaged in ongoing conflicts; no major disengagement occurred✝ "We will avoid unnecessary foreign entanglements." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · Continued involvement in multiple global regions contradicted the America First non-entanglement doctrine✝ "We will support fair and equal justice under the law." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Mar 22, 2025 · Government targeted law firms representing political opponents using executive orders restricting federal contracts✝ "We will not weaponize the justice system." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Investigation found hundreds of individuals targeted for political retaliation; systematic targeting contradicted anti-weaponization pledge✝ "We will focus on violent criminals, not political opponents." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Resources used for political retaliation instead of crime focus; 470 political targets documented✝ "I don't think so. I'm busy. I won't have time to play golf." — Made: Jan 27, 2025 · Died: Jan 27, 2025 · Photographed playing golf at Trump National Doral, Miami, the same day✝ "Trump suggested he would not have time to golf early in the week due to a full schedule." — Made: Jan 25, 2025 · Died: Jan 27, 2025 · Made back-to-back golf outings at Doral within 48 hours of saying his schedule would prevent it✝ "Trump implied he would devote himself fully to governing and not spend weekends at his golf resorts." — Made: Jan 25, 2025 · Died: Jul 20, 2025 · CREW report documented 99 property visits including 62 golf outings in first six months of second term✝ "My inaugural address will be a message of unity." — Made: Dec 18, 2024 · Died: Jan 20, 2025 · Inaugural address declared national emergency at southern border and vowed mass deportations; followed by executive orders targeting perceived political enemies✝ "National unity is now returning to America." — Made: Jan 20, 2025 · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Reuters investigation found Trump administration targeted at least 470 people or entities for political retribution✝ "I will only be a dictator on day one — to close the border and drill for oil. After that, no." — Made: Jan 18, 2025 · Died: Apr 22, 2025 · Executive actions targeting political opponents continued well beyond day one, including DOJ firings, security clearance revocations, and investigations into former officials✝ "The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department will end." — Made: Jan 20, 2025 · Died: Apr 22, 2025 · Within the first 100 days Trump fired or demoted dozens of DOJ officials, stripped security clearances from critics, and ordered investigations into former officials✝ "I will not abuse presidential power for retribution — except on day one." — Made: Jan 18, 2025 · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Reuters found the administration had targeted at least 470 people and entities for punishment, using the executive branch to settle political scores throughout the term✝ "I will impose a universal 10% tariff on all imports and a 60% tariff on Chinese goods." — Made: Aug 5, 2024 · Died: Feb 27, 2025 · The China-specific tariff was rolled back from the promised 60% to 34% at implementation✝ "Tariffs will not raise costs for Americans. It will not be a tax on them." — Made: Aug 5, 2024 · Died: Jul 29, 2025 · Companies raised prices on approximately a quarter of their products to offset tariff duties✝ "On Day One I will impose 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada and an additional 10% tariff on China." — Made: Jan 16, 2025 · Died: Feb 27, 2025 · Tariffs were not implemented on inauguration day. They were delayed 42 days and took effect March 4, 2025✝ "Jobs and factories will come roaring back into our country." — Made: Oct 28, 2024 · Died: Jan 9, 2026 · Manufacturing employment had fallen for eight consecutive months and declined by more than 70,000 jobs since April 2025✝ "A vote for Trump means your groceries will be cheaper. We will end inflation." — Made: Aug 10, 2024 · Died: Jul 15, 2025 · Grocery store prices increased 0.3% in June 2025; Trump acknowledged to Time magazine that it is 'hard to bring things down once they are up'✝ "We will get gas prices below $2 per gallon." — Made: Jun 15, 2024 · Died: Jan 20, 2026 · National average gas price was $2.78 per gallon one year into the term; no state achieved sub-$2 prices✝ "The golden age of America begins right now." — Made: Jan 20, 2025 · Died: Dec 20, 2025 · Administration shifted its timeline by six to twelve more months; job growth had slowed and manufacturing employment remained flat✝ "We will not cut Medicaid benefits." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jul 3, 2025 · Major tax and spending bill introduced Medicaid work requirements and eligibility restrictions expected to reduce coverage✝ "We will protect healthcare for the most vulnerable Americans." — Made: Oct 2024 · Died: Jul 14, 2025 · Legislation imposed stricter eligibility verification and work requirements for Medicaid recipients, increasing risk of coverage loss for low-income populations✝ "We will not take healthcare away from people." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jun 13, 2025 · Policy projections showed over 10 million people could lose health coverage due to Medicaid changes✝ "We will improve access to healthcare for all Americans." — Made: Aug 2024 · Died: Jan 16, 2026 · New healthcare proposal shifted from subsidies to fixed payments, raising affordability concerns for lower-income individuals✝ "We will lower healthcare costs for Americans." — Made: Aug 2024 · Died: Feb 9, 2026 · New insurance rules allowed expansion of high-deductible plans, increasing out-of-pocket costs✝ "We will protect Social Security benefits." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jul 3, 2025 · Budget package reduced funding for programs supporting Social Security recipients such as healthcare and food aid✝ "Seniors will be financially stronger under my administration." — Made: Oct 2024 · Died: Nov 14, 2025 · Rising healthcare costs and uncertainty around subsidies increased financial pressure on seniors✝ "We will ensure seniors keep their full benefits." — Made: Sep 2024 · Died: Jul 3, 2025 · Cuts to healthcare and assistance programs reduced effective value of benefits for Social Security recipients✝ "We will secure Social Security without cuts." — Made: Oct 2024 · Died: May 2025 · Budget negotiations focused on reducing federal spending including social programs✝ "Deport all illegal immigrants in the United States." — Made: Dec 8, 2024 · Died: Mar 26, 2025 · Early enforcement data showed deportations lagging behind expectations; pace fell short of promise to remove all undocumented immigrants✝ "We will carry out the largest deportation operation in American history." — Made: Nov 6, 2024 · Died: Feb 4, 2025 · Deportation levels remained comparable to previous administrations in the first 90 days✝ "We will focus deportations on criminals only." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Jan 20, 2025 · Day-one executive order expanded enforcement to broader undocumented groups beyond criminals✝ "We will respect due process in immigration enforcement." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Feb 3, 2025 · Administration invoked wartime powers to bypass court hearings; Alien Enemies Act applied to deportations✝ "End the war in Ukraine within 24 hours." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Jan 20, 2025 · War continued with no resolution upon taking office; no diplomatic resolution achieved✝ "Prevent World War III through strong leadership." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · Global conflicts and tensions persisted; no measurable reduction in global conflict risk✝ "We will restore peace through strength globally." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · Continued geopolitical instability; no measurable improvement in global peace✝ "We will end U.S. involvement in endless wars." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · U.S. remained engaged in ongoing conflicts; no major disengagement occurred✝ "We will avoid unnecessary foreign entanglements." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Dec 31, 2025 · Continued involvement in multiple global regions contradicted the America First non-entanglement doctrine✝ "We will support fair and equal justice under the law." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Mar 22, 2025 · Government targeted law firms representing political opponents using executive orders restricting federal contracts✝ "We will not weaponize the justice system." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Investigation found hundreds of individuals targeted for political retaliation; systematic targeting contradicted anti-weaponization pledge✝ "We will focus on violent criminals, not political opponents." — Made: 2024 campaign · Died: Nov 26, 2025 · Resources used for political retaliation instead of crime focus; 470 political targets documented

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